My Way or Debbie Clemens’ Way?

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We’ve all heard about this obesity issue we’ve been dealing with. So… I made up my mind! I wanna lose some weight. My ass needs a new shape. So do my legs.

There’ll always be an easy way and a hard way (also known as my way or Debbie Clemens’ way, the good way or the bad way, shortcut or long way. Easy way - take HGH (Human Growth Hormone; for more information search on Google - I’m not your slave. Do some research). Hard way, which I’m proud to say, my way - gym way. I can go to gym 2 or 3 times a week and make some muscles, lose some weight bla bla bla. The good thing about fitness is that when I’ll get very old, I won’t pee on me (really- I read an article that said if you make exercises you won’t have that problem).

Long live me! I have to go now! Gym awaits me. Oh! I’ve almost forgot - guys, if you refuse to go on the good way (my way, gym way, yeah, yeah, you know the list) you should buy some diapers. You never know what might happen in the future (a war, many, many, many kids will be born, obviously if someone doesn’t invent a magic potion and we won’t pee at all) and you won’t find any when you’ll need them. Also if you know some good and healthy ways for weight loss, feel free to share them with me.

PS: Debbie Clemens took HGH!!! (silly girl). The truth always comes out in the end.