Almost killed for dreaming of Heidi Klum

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Passing by a TV shop I saw a video from the Oscar Awards starring Heidi Klum. Being curious, I stopped to watch it until the end. The funny thing was that I couldn’t move after watching it. It hypnotized me… I was day-dreaming about her red dress. I didn’t even hear when someone was shouting “watch out! It’s falling!” Luckily there was an old lady who grabbed my arm and the flower pot that was falling missed me by a foot.

Yesterday, in a bus station, I saw a pregnant woman. Dumbfound, with big eyes, she was staring at fix point. There was nothing but a cigar end, dust and asphalt. She was also day-dreaming. I couldn’t help not to imagine she was squashed by a big window (results from too many Final Destination movies).

Girls, forget about spring asthenia! Stop with the day-dreams. It has become a public danger. And boys… stop laughing - it can happen to you too.

Now let’s talk about serious matters: what the fuck was that pregnant woman staring at? (at least I had as an excuse Heidi Klum’s red dress, but her?) Pff!